all i have is this blog and my virginity
He loves it
I’m reblogging this again I mean
My bird got a laptop I don’t know what to tell you
That is the saddest giraffe I’ve ever seen.
Pissed off the IT guy, he said he was going to give me a black eye…. touche IT guy.
we made blurred lines on the sims they actually hate each other
Tom had a little domestic with Loki, probably that’s why
Mesmerized by his hand movements.
where did this come from i want it now
Bowser being a dad
Bowser is the best dad
bowser and mario actually settled their differences a long time ago and all the games with bowser’s kids are a game he sets up with the plumbers and the princess to keep all 7 or 8 of them active and engaged for an entire weekend because even the king of the koopas needs a hand sometimes wrangling all of them.
That’s why there’s never any blood, it’s all just playing tag and when you’re tagged you dramatically fall down.
peach spends her time “kidnapped” looking after the little ones and making sure they’re eating properly and doing a good job guarding their castles. once one is “defeated,” peach takes off to check in on the next one and bowser picks up his kid to come hang out back at the main castle and watch the rest of the adventure and eat some of the cake peach makes for the kids.
Prisoner 24601: Yes, twas I who took a cookie from the cookie jar.